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                           UK Seaside & Countryside Holidays & Breaks

 
 

 

  What's On The Park 
 
Let's head for the pool 
  • Indoor and Outdoor Heated Swimming Pools** 
  • Children's Paddling Area 
  • Aquacise* 
  • Aquajets* 
  • Surf Rider* 
  • Learn2swim* 
  • Water Tots* 
  • Splashzone Activities programme ~ watersports and fun for all 

The Orchards outdoor heated pool  aquajets explore the underwater world  Professional swimming tuition for all ages 

Time to get active

  • NEW  Kids Alive Programme* 
  • Coke FC Football Coaching* 
  • Discover Archery* 
  • Discover Golf* 
  • Discover Fencing* 
  • Mini Fencing 
  • Tennis* 
  • Multi Sports Court 
  • SportsZone Activities Programme ~ sports activities and fun for all 

Golf with Masterclass lessons  Coke FC football training  sports facilities for tots and toddlers

From toddlers to teens

  • Paws for 1-4's 
  • Funtime for 5-11's
  • Family FunTime Shows
  • Character Breakfasts
  • FunZone Play Area
  • T-Co for 12-16+

T-Co perfect for 12 to 16 years old plus

More for everyone

  • Family Park Rangers  
  • All-Weather Bowling Green* 
  • Coarse Fishing Lakes*** 
  • 9-Hole par 3-4 Pitch & Putt* 
  • Putting Green* 
  • 9-Hole 18 tee par 3-4 Golf Course (over14's)* 
  • FunWorks Amusements and Entertainment Venue* 
  • Bowlingo* 
  • Pool* 

Coarse fishing for all the family with disabled access

Two minutes to the shops. Convenience Stores with Bakery and Off licence. Gift Shop and Launderette*

Eat, drink and enjoy the Show. Mash and Barrel Cafe Bar. Fast Food Takeaway. Traditional Fish and Chips. Chinese Takeaway. Ferryboat Inn with Bar Snacks and Meals.

Mash and Barrel delicious food and more

ShowBar, A great night out, every night. The nights entertainment starts with Cash Bingo and we hope you have saved some energy for the rest of the evening's exciting and varied programme of professional entertainment. There are dazzling shows, live music, comedy and dance floor action perfect for all the family. Great offers are also available in the ShowBar among them being, Pitchers of beer, House Doubles and Carafes of wine. Or, perhaps you would prefer a quieter time watching big screen TV or having a game of pool or darts beside the outdoor pool in the Mash and Barrel Cafe Bar.

The night starts with Bingo   

  The Orchards is everything you want it to be and you can enjoy all of this and more knowing you can retire to and relax in the comforts of your luxury holiday home.

Your Holiday Home, A Luxury 35ft x 12ft, 3 Bedroom, 8 Berth Brentmere Celebration with full gas centrally heated radiators in all rooms, a gas fire in the lounge and winterised and double glazed throughout for those colder times. There is a tarmac surfaced area at the side of the holiday home that allows parking for one car or low sided vehicle. The Holiday Home is in a quiet location and is only a couple of minutes walk from reception, the beach, FunWorks Amusements and Entertainment Venue, the bus stop and no more than a few minutes walk from all of The Orchards other fantastic amenities. There are other car parks at The Orchards and a locked enclosure for boats, jetSkis and jetBikes etc.

 

  Click here Your Luxury Holiday Home 

 

*Price is per person per holiday based on 8 people staying in the holiday home

*Moderate extra charge

**Outdoor pool open end May - end August                        

***Current rod licence required 

 

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Did you know?

In terms of average rainfall, Point Clear, St Osyth, is the driest recorded place in the UK, with rainfall of just 513 mm per year. By some definitions, this is low enough to classify Point Clear, St Osyth, a desert. (Source Wikipedia).   


It's Officially the driest place in Britain again!

'The Top Ten of Everything 2007' reports Point Clear, St Osyth, as the driest place in the UK, with only 506.9 mm of rain on average per year recorded over the last 40 years. Compare this with the wettest place in the UK, which is Crib Goch in Snowdonia, Wales, with an average of 4470 mm of rain per year.


 Foot Ferry from Point Clear to Brightlingsea and East Mersea

The first recorded ferry ran between Point Clear and Brightlingsea in 1699. The ferry service is seasonal and runs between June and September. Brightlingsea is the only Cinque Port in Essex.  On Mersea Island you will be able to find, "The Gourmet  Colchester Natives". Oysters that the Romans some 2000 years ago declared were "the only good thing to come out of Britain". These and Gigas (rocks) oysters are freshly harvested from West Mersea and are available from the oysters growing and harvesting companies family run 'Company Shed fish and seafood bar', on Mersea Island. 


 Sea Fishing Trips

The Thames Estuary holds a variety of fish including, Bass, Smoothhound, Tope and Skate in the summer, Cod and Whiting etc. Fish from a fast custom built 35ft Cat Powered Offshore 105, fitted with all of the latest safety and navigational aids. Ladies & individuals welcome, ladies toilet on board. Skipper (28 years with R.N.L.I. Based in Brightlingsea, Essex. Fully licensed & insured. Sailing 7-days a week. Est. 30 years.


Superb Nature Walks 

Along the banks of Brightlingsea Creek and the River Colne offer a chance to study bird-life on the saltings or just watch the boats, relax and enjoy the day.


Pleasure Flights or Introductory Flying Lessons

Get a unique view of our lovely coastline with Clacton Aero Club. In August visit the Clacton Air Show, a 2-day event that attracts more than 90,000 people.


Colchester Britains Oldest Recorded Town

The Zoo

Has over 260 species and over 545 sub-species, many classified endangered or vulnerable. Over 70 species are part of European Endagered species breeding programmes. 


Colchester Britains Oldest Recorded Town 

Castle Museum

Where you will find 2000 years of some of the most important events in British history.


Clacton-On-Sea

From it's Victorian Pier to it's amusements, shops  and safe sandy bathing beach's, Clacton is every bit a traditional British Seaside Town on, The Essex Sunshine Holiday Coast.